Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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