Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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