bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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