She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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