thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
No stitches, just platelets and will power
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
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look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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