I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
