Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i love accidental penises.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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