problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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