He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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