do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD