is your mom at the bar?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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