Porn is love you can see.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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