did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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