Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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