he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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