Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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