Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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