i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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