fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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