sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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