Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
The air taste purple.
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