I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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