Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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