If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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