haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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