Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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