There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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