You can't motorboat a personality
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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