Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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