new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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