: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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