It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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