they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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