I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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