Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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