Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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