do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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