one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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