Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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