We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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