Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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