Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i just google imaged poop.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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