Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
