we're blogging at a bar
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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