Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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