I've blown a few things in my day
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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