When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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