woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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