Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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