So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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