sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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