At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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