we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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