What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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