in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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