But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The air was thick with penises
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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