Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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